Rory McIlory is now sponsored by Tiger Beat Magazine. You heard it here first.
Did Dick Enberg work for NBC and thus his catch phrase is “Oh My!” as opposed to “Oh My God!” ?
New segment here on the blog called: Man of the Week. Obvious choice this week, it’s Rory McIlory. He dominated the field at Congressional and played one heck of a final round. He’s was the man to beat, and now, he’s the Man of the Week.
Let’s just hope Rory doesn’t become fodder for South Park. As they say in Ireland, keep it your pants, lad.
“Oh, Johnny, you say the most fascinating things. Please, tell me more.” I imagine Hicks is fluttering his lashes and looking all doe-eyed.
Blah blah bablah blah blah, grain. Blah. Blah. Over rotated and blah. Easy to do that when you blah blah balah babablah blah blah.
The lost verse from the Golf Boys:
“We doing the wave from the stands,
‘cause we missed the cut.
Now, we turn it around
and shake our Golf Boys’ Butts.
OH OH OH”
Rory, it’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.
“I do as little Lil’ John and the East Side Boyz ask, get low.” - Rory McIlroy
What’s your caption?
Where’s Bubba? Look hard an you’ll find him. He was stealthy in Round 1 carding an even par 71.